By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML
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meetrasan 1

I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.

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boborules 7

That's a damn sHAMe.

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sayhey22 19

Return it? If it isn't open that is. I'm sure they would understand since I'm guessing the must have noticed your husband was drunk when he bought it...

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octopussperm125 18

How much exactly is a ****-load, or how many shit-tons would that be since that is slightly more than a metric kiloton

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ellenjasmin 18

How big is the **** you are using as the standardized unit? Could change the perspective of this story a lot

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tararochelle 18

After the wording of the post, and OP's follow up comment, she sounds like quite the charmer. No wonder he's coming home drunk!! :)

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jostep 4

Is a ****-load more than a shit-load?

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mokielove 10

I would eat it. duh no sense wasting all that money. but I promise I would never eat ham again. and I would kick his ass.

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aidz1994 16

'Metric **** load'? I'm going to use that one! :P

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

If he didn't drink for a while then the couple would have an emergency fund so if anything goes wrong, such as broken freezer, they have available cash to buy a new one.

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Creep2DJ 13

Ahh, the metric ****-load. One of the seven wonders of the metric system. Right next the shit-ton and the ****-a-gram.

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