By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML
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meetrasan 1

I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.

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boborules 7

That's a damn sHAMe.

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crying_shame 2

I find it ironic that you're so bad off that you cannot buy food and your FML is that he came home with ham instead of the fact that he came home drunk. You have a lot bigger issues to deal with than how much ham you have.

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Rababco 29

@99 The fact that the fridge/freezer broke is the problem. Now they have a bunch of ham but no way to keep it from spoiling is a problem.

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ethereana 2

well fyl for sure. now just quote "I do not like green eggs and Ham"

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cmbar831 14

What do you mother ****** bitches think you are doing. You all assholes can get the **** away you suns of bitches and go to hell.

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zeropsych 9

When life gives you ham, you make some sandwiches...........and then you sell them for some cold, hard cash!!!

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onorexveritas 23

"metric ****-load" I shall use that

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DasHaas 9

Yet another reason not to marry people who get drunk.

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