By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML
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meetrasan 1

I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.

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boborules 7

That's a damn sHAMe.

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Comments

kittycat2007 18

if its wrapped put it in the toliet. the water is cold (which is why animals like to drink it) and will keep it from spoiling for a few days. As long as it stays sealed it shouldnt be harmed.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

That just sounds revolting.. Wrapped up or not.

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kittycat2007 18

True. But if the alternative is not eatting for several days. The meat itself never comes in contact with the water so it is still safe for consumption. Its not ideal, but it beats starving.

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akiahara 14

Metric **** load... interesting unit of measurement and disturbing visual.

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cl4ptp 18

You have a way with words op!

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LaUruguaya 11

Ydi for using a phrase as disgusting as "****-load".

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superbubbles 4

The only thing worse would be a metric shit-ton of ham.

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FightMyLiger 19

Canadian bacon is still bacon...? ...Nope, not even close. FYL.

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graphicstyle7 17

Er, you can do better. And even if you can't, dump him. This is not the kind of person who anyone can build a life with.

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bnutzinger 11

So, can someone explain what is bigger: An imperial ****-load or a metric ****-load? I'm a bit confused here :D

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