By meetrasan - 18/03/2013 00:01

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML
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meetrasan 1

I'm OP. My husband couldn't hold his liquor over a few beers if his **** and balls depended on it. It's been a topic of arguments for a while already and this is the final straw. But it's kind of a funny situation if you think about it, that's why I posted it. To any stupid people that are going to ask how can he afford to go out drinking, read my other comment. And I KNOW someone's going to ask how could I afford a computer or a phone to post this, and my answer is: I don't buy a new computer or phone every day, shit head. I could sell my computer, but you try going without easy internet access in this day and age. We'll survive.

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boborules 7

That's a damn sHAMe.

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skyeyez9 24

Maybe ask a neighbor to store it in their freezer till you gets yours fixed?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

When you need to purchase a necessity like a refrigerator, all luxuries (like going out drinking) should be put on hold. It's called being a responsible adult. The fact that you are defending him going out drinking and then complaining because he bought the ham makes me think neither of you should be in control of your finances. When I first got married, my husband and I lived on mac and cheese (made without milk or butter...just water and that nasty powder) for months while saving for a car that we desperately needed. You do what you have to do and make sacrifices when needed.

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skyeyez9 24

I read that beans and rice make a very cheap and healthy meal and probably tastes alot better than mac and cheese with the powder and water you ate.

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DDCA 24

Be a little creative. When life hands you unrefrigerated ham you make prosciutto! Now stop whining.

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MyS3lf 24

"a metric ****-load of ham", I freaking love that. Thanks for the laugh, sorry about your Husband :(

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ksurf 10

Metric ****-load is my new favorite unit of measurement! You have a great sense of humor, I'm sure you'll think of a creative way to get your husband back for this.

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BigRigX 2

Ydi for the description of the amount of ham.

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My3sons 3

Buying the ham, not getting drunk with the last of your money is the problem alright!

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