Kids: Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection...

By ilovemom - 21/01/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 12:24

The day you were born? Don't be stupid. That would have been most definitely the most PAINFUL day of her life — unless you had siblings, which were born with super-massive heads — in which case, she might've been somewhat relieved. I surely would be. Then again, I'm a man, and have no plans to ever have kids. Why am I still typing? No one knows, yet here we are. You're still reading. You could've stopped a while back. Uh — err, yeah, bye.

ianformean 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 13:50

"The day you moved out..." perhaps this isn't because you'd left but because mother was relieved that she'd raised a responsible adult capable of looking after themselves well enough start out on their own...

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lindsaylikeomg 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:59

well this could easily be a YDI. the op could have been like 38 when they moved out. by then i'd be itching to get rid of her too.

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:13

Ehhh, I doubt it. If she moved out when she was thirty-eight she would probably be at least forty now, in which case it's pretty unlikely she's be having babies since the risks are much, much higher at that age. But anything is possible, I suppose.

thatguy626 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:14

she probably wasn't serious

AMDJB 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:56

wow that sucks

girlzrule94587 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:37

stop complaining. I haven't moved out yet, but wen I do, my mom will say that too. it's ******* life, and it's ****** up. get used to pain deary. ur going to live with it with ur daughter. trust me, u'll be saying it to ur daughter wen she asks u. it's ficking life. deal with it. if u can't, then kill urseld, 'cuz there's no point in living.

cutiepie2408 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:36

that's a omg moment

LoveUJustinBiebe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:22

that's just sad...

confucious 0

Monday 22 March 2010 16:38

The best day of my life is when my son moved out. couldn't wait. It has been sooo nice that he's not around. You lazy, worthless teenagers need to quit crying when you leave home. You need to find out what the real world is like.