By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 935
You deserved it 31 806

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

Comments

You got a bargain. Make sure it's not a second-hand dolphin.

justicemarielove 0

Y did people dislike this??? :( I think it's awesome and I also want to know how :D I want a dolphin

how the hell do u adopt a dolphin??? im calling bs

kriz_allizwell 6

Are u sure you didnt do it on porpoise?

How exactly do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin??

Anthonyman 0

Oh... My.... God.... That is ******* AWESOME!!

AzzieC 12

Cooool what r u gonna put it in