By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 935
You deserved it 31 806

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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bizarre_ftw 21

Get a large indoor pool and start watching AbFab

LiaLovesUu06 0

Now wtf you gonna do with it ?!

djmgaff 6

That's ******* amazing!!!!(:

melrose90210 10

At least you can say you own a dolphin! But really, FYL .

Well thats dolphinately a problem!

bwtchinheels 0

Wow. Haha. Best FML today. Made me laugh...

kirbs19 37

Well dolphins are gay sharks!!!!

taurusxdee 10

That's great! You're saving lives=]