By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML
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DontForgetMe4 0

" Hey Babes! How are you dolls today?" I hate people who speak that way! Can't you just have laughed it off as an accident?

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ALLDAY88 8

Tell him he reminds you of one of the greatest baseball players ever.

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jman730 0

With your luck OP, he's probably gay, so, HAHA!

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rubberduckie94 13

. i would cease and desist. people now days will use this as an excuse to sue you for sexual harrassment. people are crazy nuts about stuff like that now days

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Enslaved 36

I've got you...... (What's the line again?) I call everyone "Lovie". It beats "hey you!" when I forget your name. Lol

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perdix 29

I sentence you to watching "Groundhog Day!"

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Enslaved 36

That's not a punishment. I ******* LOVE that movie. But wouldn't want to wake up to that song more than one day! Lol

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perdix 29

The movie was fine, once. But if you are forced to watch it over and over again by a court you've never heard of (and are pretty sure doesn't exist), it's going to get pretty unbearable. The Court has gullibly fallen for your reverse B'rer Rabbit strategy and is just letting you off with a warning. We were very moved and impressed by your statement in chambers.

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old09 11

Give it like a month by then everyone will have forgotten, ba- Nah I'm not calling ya that

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perdix 29

Bad plan. Now, you are going to encourage the creepers in your office to prey on you in order to deny the truth, which is that you are hot for your boss. Now, you'll get a lot of unwanted advances and blew your chance to get the one you did want. Bonehead!

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docscientist 9

How about you tell your boss it was a mixup, or just make sure not to send him the wrong signals. Hell, anything would've been better than your plan.

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laxbro182 1

Where is the FML? I can't read it, I only get a lame story

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perdix 29

You have to see where this is going to lead. Now, all the creepers are going to think their Extenze, Aqua Velva and comb-overs are winning over this hot, young chick who suddenly has started calling them "babe." A serious life-******* is imminent!

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laxbro182 1

I see it now! Thank you for pointing that out to me

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