Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her...

By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:16

Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:12

I would murder her.

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:12

YDI, idiot, for drinking a random glass of something. Why would you drink it if you didn't pour it? First, it could be someone's glass. Second, you don't know what's in it. Serves you right.

GawZ 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:30

lmao fyl!!!

andyfreay 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:57

Hahah Hella nasty haha. YDI

Big_Red_138 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:17

Hey kids! The moral of this story? Don't drink someone else's shit! Ok class dismissed..

tboudre 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:22

YDI for drinking someone else's juice & being too lazy to fix your own!

mikejunior88 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:34

one of the grossest fmls i've come across. i cant imagine drinking maggots man thats just gross

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:44

Whether this is your fault or not depends on the circumstances... If you were being ignorant and posses no respect for something that isn't yours, then you deserved it. If your sister just stupidly put the orange juice in the fridge, or somewhere else, then she's the bitch and I hope she fails the project.

KelseyLovesYouu 2

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:48

Maggot murder!

RileyL29 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 18:03

I call fake. I can't think of the relevance of this sort of experiment to any science topic. They're maggots?.. Who cares if they survive in OJ? Not to mention gross!!