Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her...

By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:16

Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:12

I would murder her.

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inarticulating 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:26

that's a freaking dumb project. they wouldn't live because they feed off of rotting meat, not orange juice wtf. besides, they'd probably just drown too. :/

jenamarie7 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:11

My goodness you people speak street language. it's my typo messing up my sentences. no wonder you people have no life. I ain't coming back to read this whatsoever I feel sorry for all of you and too bad if someone speak like that to you. tsk tsk adios

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 4 February 2011 0:44

It doesn't look like it's only your "typos" messing up your comments. You just can't speak English. Might I suggest redneck? It might be a little easier for you to understand.

happysmartg 5

Friday 4 February 2011 0:38

are you implying that you just picked up a random glass of liquid and drank it? you idiot.

jeannicole 0

Friday 4 February 2011 0:50

Once my aunt left BLEACH in a DRINKING CUP on a PICNIC TABLE, so three-year-old me thought it was drinkable. Very unpleasant. On the one hand, a warning from your sis would have been nice, but on the other hand, you're most likely old enough to know better than to drink out of random cups left sitting around.