Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's...

By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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By shanti - 16/02/2014 17:30

Today, my husband cracked a "Rectum? Damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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TenChubbyPandas 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:54

There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.

LifeTrolls 16

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:51

That's some strong laughing gas right there...

Comments

JDonly 8

Sunday 21 August 2016 5:22

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

HylianBadger 21

Sunday 21 August 2016 5:32

At least it wasn't silent but deadly. Then you'd have even more funerals to attend.

ritzkets 12

Sunday 21 August 2016 5:56

im assuming your cousins are immature 8 yr olds

mermaidgirle 12

Sunday 21 August 2016 14:46

Fart humor transcends age, language, gender and all the boundaries. It's universal!

interesting33 36

Sunday 21 August 2016 17:18

The one thing that unites us all!

LoZelda123 20

Sunday 21 August 2016 6:36

FYL indeed OP Not sure what the ages of your cousins and siblings are, but I'm guessing they were fairly young to all crack up so much

katluvr 22

Sunday 21 August 2016 9:42

I'm so sorry for your loss, and especially sorry that you bore the brunt of laughter. The fact is that many people find themselves at funerals even though the are experiencing grief. Just know that anything would have made them laugh. It was only misfortune that you provided the stimulus.

Eatsleep 3

Sunday 21 August 2016 14:14

Be happy , if she's that sensitive it was bound to happen one day.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Sunday 21 August 2016 21:06

I agree with what you said #10 but it seems as if you are having a conversation/argument with yourself.

ralphnader 13

Wednesday 24 August 2016 19:36

Your grandpa probably would have laughed if he were there. The aunts will recover and laugh about it later. It's a rough time for someone losing a parent.