Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 13:17 - United States - Gadsden

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

I'm sorry but it's Alabama. Of course they wouldn't believe you about that.

Googolman 29

Sunday 18 October 2015 6:33

Don't be too nice to your parents now, or they might get the wrong idea.

Comments

bridges13 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:03

The parental controls would mess up only if you clicked on the links.

olpally 32

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:04

Lmfao. Hilarious yet tragic... Good luck explaining that.

TheLadyOpal 30

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:09

I'm picturing a ton of flashing lights and sirens. I'm guessing parental controls don't actually do that, but that's how I picture this going down in my head.

alex_gen 38

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:10

Well, it is Alabama.

keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:11

sweet home Alabama.

ColorOfSoul 19

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:13

Hey man, I follow the positive mind set and believe it will bring me fortune and the love of my life. You should be proud as many people are having better day after seeing this. Sorry......I will stop now.

amileah13 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:27

Too bad you couldn't use the "autocorrect" excuse!

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 21:09

Except OP totally could...

zeffra13 31

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:34

Typos happen. Parents need to chill, I can't believe they didn't understand. That's a little worrisome in itself.

drrobotnik1 18

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:48

nice try. you're from alabama. we know what you get up to on family game night.

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:51

Um, google autocomplete only bases its results off of previous searched from your computer (unless there are none, then it bases off popular searches). I'd be worried about what your family was googling that it autocompleted to "incest" right off the bat.