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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Saddle Brook

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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AlwayzCelly 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:56

What a jerk, it was obviously an accident, at least you tried to help him

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 27 May 2013 15:57

At least you went to check on him instead of driving off like so many people have done :)

Comments

fail_gurl21 7

Wednesday 29 May 2013 7:49

maybe he hit his head lol. but its good that u at least had the heart to see if he was ok. :)

BrettLester3 5

Wednesday 29 May 2013 15:16

At least you tried to help him, even if he did decide to be a ****.

kthsdm 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 16:48

All I can say is PWNED.. is that how it's spelled?

ShenaniganNinja 20

Wednesday 29 May 2013 20:24

You're just lucky he didn't call the cops for being hit by your car.

sexySGT 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:55

i hope your face hurts, maybe stay off your phone and pay attention asshole.

ElliotC 6

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:14

Hardly an FML. Would have been a fuckload worse if he'd actually died

tarabara17 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:16

I doubt it

PureEvil666 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 0:16

In my country there are dedicated lanes for cyclists. Almost all those guys prefer the sidewalk though

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:43

"...Clever girl."

Dawn19 2

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:43

I just love this part "..and cycled off."

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