By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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texxasboy 5

right, "accidentally". code for revenge lmfao

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shinohakari 8

I do that to I'm just clumsy so he gets hurt

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Jethco 15

Stop apologizing before you cause serious damage. Lol

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fushengyuan 20

Are we expecting FML from u r husband anytime soon?

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akai4986 16

always the people you love the most are the people who hurt you

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Shadow73 13

Did anyone else suddenly start hearing that song from Chicago in their heads. "He had it comin'"

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hhlucky14 17

How do you knee him in the balls in bed on "accident" -.-

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limabeans101029 20

It can happen, I've come close to it multiple times! Usually it nearly happens when my boyfriend and I are facing each other while lying in bed and I bring my knees up so I'm sort of curled up in a ball (just because it's really comfy to lie like that).

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shadokis 15

I think I've been married to you before......Seriously, my ex did the same to me once. It was nobody's fault and we had a good laugh at it later.

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messymessiah 11

Do you have a serious twitch or something? Or restless-leg syndrome?

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