By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML
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ephram17 24

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I think you kneed to apologize for that too.

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LMF1 3

Sounds like he should be the one posting on here

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thunderniron 22

Sounds more like FHL than yours. Just sayin'.

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sexymomo1234 20

Here's a thought! Kiss his boo boo and make it all better!

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Exaspera 54

Say,"I'm sorry but I kneed you so much!"

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vikky538 28

The second hit needs a bigger apology.

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Carlitosfmc 18

I think that's you subconscious acting

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ephram17 24

OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.

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bleedingglitter 24

Been there done that. Anytime I try to apologize for hurting my husband by accident, my clumsy ass hurts him again.

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FitFriday 32

Seems like your subconscious wants to hit him

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jstaines47 16

You have a husband? You look like you are 12 @ 60

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erenjaeger 16

Some people just look way younger than they are. I look 13, and I'm 24.

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TabooSushi 24

Are you guys secretly mine and my husband's doppelgangers? Because I accidentally hurt him ALL the time like that. He always forgives me, but he does like to tease me for it, haha!

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bleedingglitter 24

I'm 22 with an associates degree. I know I look young though. The first date we went on they asked my husband if it was cool for me to have a big kids menu and that's when I was 17.

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Familyof3 5

Honestly I read this and thought I've done this many times. They make you feel bad and will always tease you. But we still love them, offer kissing both spots better?

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