i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
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perdix 29

You work at a job where your boss can make you crawl through hamster tubes to clean up shit and piss, and you are calling the kid "stupid?" Your career doesn't sound like one dominated by geniuses.

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IceCream53423 0

this is what u get for working at mcdonalds

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perdix 29

You work at a job where your boss can make you crawl through hamster tubes to clean up shit and piss, and you are calling the kid "stupid?" Your career doesn't sound like one dominated by geniuses.

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Therealfluke 0

if they had geniuses designing the hamster tubes they'd put bathrooms inside them just for this very reason

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bsias4ever 0

lmao..fail...tell your boss to go die in a hole xD

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thebigone_fml 0

ydi for a job that bad. find something else if you're in school, otherwise get back to school.

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Armin_fml 0

#16.. Then she'd have to clean up the body aswell XD

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zen_fml 0

My first day at McDonald's I was made to mop up spew of a kid who's eaten his lunch too fast and then went to play on the equipment. Not fun - they always get new kids to do it!! mind you this was about 8 years ago now!!

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iBurnTrees 6

at least he didn't vomit to. that would totally warrant a trip to the doctor's xD

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SaintJimmy 0

That is my worst nightmare. You are a strong person, I would quit (unless the money was very good).

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rinnychan 2

I'm guessing they work at McDonalds or similar, so the money couldn't be very good.

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SaintJimmy 0

Okay edit: My worst nightmare would have to include both spiders, public speaking, and clowns.

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barlessprison 16

If it's part of your job, quit your whining and stop calling little kids "stupid". It's a kid, that's what they do.

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JohnE3 0

that doesn't give them the right to crap wherever they want.

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lmaoatyourlife 0

YDI because that is part of job, that is what you are paid to do. You are also a complete douche for calling a 5 year old child 'stupid'.

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enzomankill 2

What does ydi mean

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IceCream53423 0

this is what u get for working at mcdonalds

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amatayo 0

I'm sure the kid was stupid. peeing in side of the play ground instead of going inside to a restroom

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lmaoatyourlife 0

That doesn't make the child stupid, accidents happen! Especially to such young children. Stop being so ignorant.

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zach055 23

Why would there he crap? shouldn't it have stayed in the back of his pants? unless his pants have a hole in the back there's no way it could just fall out. The kid was stupid since it looks like he didn't even attempt to het out of the tube

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campex 0

I call fake. They wouldn't be able to build a playroom that only has access through tunnels that can only fit five year olds. OH&S

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redbluegreen 40

You're joking? Have you been in those tunnels? They're a bitch to get through after you hit 4'. I'm not even that tall, and I had to get my baby brother out of one once. It was awful.

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GJMO 0

Have u ever seen one of those play places? This is why my son never played in them. Spit, puke, pee, etc..... and in it almost not possible to clean all those silly balls. Looks like fun, smells like puke!!!!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

I sometimes crawl into these tunnels and do my business in the hardest-to-reach places for the employees to clean up later on. The look on their faces is priceless as they become "pissed" off. (atomic bomb destroys a city in Greenland) Whatever.

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Mescha 0

While I don't vote that you deserve it, lots of people have jobs that include cleaning up other peoples "waste." For a lot of jobs, including mine, it's a daily job requirement. Unpleasent, yes...but not really worth thinking your life is f-d. And it was a little kids accident, kind of harsh to call the kid stupid. I'm sure you made messes adults had to clean up when you were small too! :)

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DutchGunner21 0

Isn't this a repost? This sounds very very very similar to another one, up to the cleaning shit in a tube

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