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By tobuscus9412 - 28/06/2016 11:37

Today, I "accidentally" kissed another girl while wasted at a party. My friend convinced me being honest was the right thing to do, so I told my girlfriend. She broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Well you can sort of see her point - this time it was an "accidental" kiss. Next time it might be an "accidental" anal threesome. Once she can't trust you it's going to end badly.

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mkmon7 21

Do you really expect anyone to feel bad for you for cheating? Smh FHL because now she might have trouble trusting guys... YDI

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Royness 8

The biggest thing I notice is that you wrote "accidental" with quotes instead of just accidental. That leaves me thinking that it was not really an accident. In any case, ydi.

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McBongwater 16

oh hurr hurr I'm a cheating bastard but its easier to blame it on alcohol durr hurr

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heatherrr17 19

Well u should be honest! Dumbass

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hunt3009 16

Sorry, OP, but you did this to yourself. You totally need to have some time out of a relationship to reevaluate your choices, because you're the one that started in with the kiss, not the girl. Also, you chose the wrong place to come looking for sympathy.

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danimal_621 5

If I "accidentally" kissed someone behind my gf's back, it means I meant to. Way to use quotations properly.

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morghandi 21

I have never, in my life, accidentally kissed someone...

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deltax 8

I mean what did you expect? Doing the 'right thing' doesn't mean you're just going to get away with it.

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