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By tobuscus9412 - 28/06/2016 11:37

Today, I "accidentally" kissed another girl while wasted at a party. My friend convinced me being honest was the right thing to do, so I told my girlfriend. She broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Well you can sort of see her point - this time it was an "accidental" kiss. Next time it might be an "accidental" anal threesome. Once she can't trust you it's going to end badly.

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mkmon7 21

Do you really expect anyone to feel bad for you for cheating? Smh FHL because now she might have trouble trusting guys... YDI

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lakesofire 13

would you expect anyone to say anything other than you deserved the **** out of it?

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iamnotanoctopus 5

You are literally a piece of shit. Drinking isn't an excuse to cheat, "accidental" (whatever that means), or on purpose. Your friend was right; you should have told her the truth, because she deserves WAY better than that. everyone does. F your life my ass. F her life; you're the reason girls have trust issues, and don't want their boyfriends to drink, and jump to conclusions about them cheating. It's not "**** your life," it's **** you, you shitty scumbag.

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IDontKnowaName73 17

Why the **** even post this it was your fault 100%

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Dawn1027 10

they say "drunk words are sober thoughts" and I 100% believe this applies to actions as well. jackass

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Jdgreen429 13

You should try learning some self control and avoid these issues all together

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_ZaZa_zAzA 6

lel I love how if this situation were reversed it be "its OK he wasn't the right one anyway" and other stuff like that sorry for us lost OP.

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_ZaZa_zAzA 6

lel I love how if this situation were reversed it be "its OK he wasn't the right one anyway" and other stuff like that sorry for ur loss OP.

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claudiajean 24

I've kissed someone whilst drunk before and I'm in a relationship. I was honest and told him straight away and I was fortunate to have him forgive me, however I would've totally understood if he had broken up with me, so I completely understand your girl doing so. Yeah mistakes happen, but you can't expect others to just forgive and forget!

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