Intimacy and Geek: Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second... - FML

By traumatized - 10/11/2018 21:00 - Canada - Joliette

Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 11 November 2018 3:07

First time, a terrible mistake. Second time? Totally your fault.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 18 October 2018 21:28

If you're using a shared PC, add another user account, so you don't open it a third time. If it's on a videotape/DVD, label it.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 21 January 2023 22:40

That's why we don't leave things where they can be so readily found.

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