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Same thing different taste
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Im using this in my next roleplay session. Thank Tripartita
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I'm wondering how detailed you actually were. I mean, I'm nothing special, but I tend to include the standard, "I'll turn you π radians clockwise perpendicular to my **** before oscillating with a frequency of 144 thrusts per minute, attenuating at a rate of negative 4.8 thrusts per second near climax. Baby."
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