Geek: Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper....

By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Kimberly_Isabel 7

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:09

That must have really hurt. I think you should focus more on what you're doing!

ScooterScott 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:08

Lol

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Go_Away_141998 4

Monday 9 April 2012 0:07

Wow, I would love to know how this is possible by accident.

itssjulia 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:20

XDDDDDD

adrii713 4

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:59

You're so smart.

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 18:11

I just spent the last two minutes just trying to figure out HOW on Earth one does such a thing, much less does it twice. Wow.

ShitHappens12318 10

Monday 13 August 2012 4:34

Fool me twice.......

I_dont_exist 5

Friday 30 November 2012 20:42

this is either fake or you need help

DicksonSponge 1

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:41

OP needs glasses.

Okamichu 21

Saturday 14 March 2015 10:01

How?! ！(◎_◎;)

thisisbutaname 38

Tuesday 29 January 2019 14:13

Staple me once...

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Today, my husband is upset because I’ve been turning him down when he tries to initiate sex as soon as I walk in the door. I work 12 hour shifts as an ER nurse and the thought of getting into bed without showering away all the day's germs repulses me. FML

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Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML

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