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Sue a lawyer? Oh the irony
Only in 'murica
He's going to claim it's his constipational rights to win.
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52 - I... I am at a loss here.
Whaaaaaaat? My brain hurts.
Ya, I read about 1/2 of it and had to stop because my brain was oozing out my ear. What are you talking about #52?
Are you drunk or on something?
"Can you really be as far
Google Translate. Not even once.
It posted before I wanted it to >:-|. Sometimes I hate this app.
Damn I still couldn't get it right! My brain won't let me put random words together like that. If only I could copy paste with this app. I really wish I could save that for the next time I need something completely random to text to someone.
52 comment makes more sense if you read it backwards!
Everyone on FML is so new. One of the older internet "phenomenons" and everyone here is "lolwut".
Go home 52, you're drunk!
@52 - What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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52/89 - Took me a minute but I think it's an Adam Sandler reference?
I would just like to point out that 89 is now talking to themself
I think it is tongue in cheek response, makse as much sense as constipated rights.
You have 2 minutes to edit...
#52 I gave up reading after the 3rd sentence, my brain hurt way too much trying make sense of whatever it is you were trying to say
#93 it's from the movie Billy Madison
For crying out loud people!! Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Giyf and you should feel bad. Welcome to the internet, about damn time you arrive. *
(* my sincerest apologies if anyone is offended by this comment, I do not think any less of someone who simply hasn't come across a specific part of a specific culture.)
Texas... Even worse ;)
This thread is so long, I can say absolutely anything and get away with it: Squirrels.
#71 Um, take a screenshot?
#52 What are you saying?
Translation requested please.
think it is safe to say 52 has pissed off the internet. I say pick up your pitch forks and ban the user. Do the I's have it? Have half a thought that op client is 52s brother/sister.
I read that and just assumed #52 was making a joke along the lines of the YGS youtube channel (tobuscus channel devoted to nonsense/grammatical error/spelling mistake youtube/facebook/other comments), or else trying to appear on it
I at first thought 52 was trying to be serious in that comment, and I decided to play along (91), but after seeing others' responses, I decided to look it up. To those who remain confused and curious, it turns out that "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" is the original text that appeared on a YouTube comment a few years back and was assumed to be asking about the effort put into some video game graphics or something. I'm fairly certain that 52 here was posting it as intended nonsense. Hope that clears things up a bit! Oh, and I'm sorry for such a long post. x)
@52 Are you crazy? That looks kind of like "Word Salad" to me. I didn't understand any of that, can someone translate.
Drop it and flushhhh
This is how I feel on a daily basis in work.
So when they arrested him and read him his rights, did they say, "You have the right to a laxative" at some point?
I was trying to come up with something with laxative. Thank you. That was wittier than what I was thinking.
Yes, and he most certainly needed one.
What a slick comment.
And you're going to think twice about that because...?
The guy's threat to sue
the thumbing here is some of the weirdest I've ever seen. #5, a completely relevant comment, is voted way down. #70 asks a question about the original comment, and is voted up a bit - and then #74 that answers that question is voted down! and then the comment that notices all these weird thumbs-ups and thumbs-downs is again voted way down. No wait, that last one makes sense.
#121 You're expecting comment votes on FML to make sense?
He probably put your bills where the sun don't shine.....
Forget about it; he's clearly full of shit anyway.
Let the dumb ass defend himself and then counter sue him for the money you already earned.
Doesn't that violate the second enemendment?
These puns are crappy, you guys need to relaxitive and let them flow out of you. I fully rectum-mend stopping with these god awful puns.
Well maybe if you weren't that anal about it I might stop
#47 - When did you even shart making puns?
He is just plugged up full of puns.
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'Murica
The only thing constipated here is his bloody brain, drop him and the case.