Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section...

By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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Who talks to you like that at work?

By marie - 28/03/2021 11:02

Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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Patience

By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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That one John Cage track

By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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feelslikeanoose 0

Friday 13 February 2009 11:16

Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:27

haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter

Comments

theburtonbullet 5

Monday 13 February 2012 7:47

It seems to me your not very athletic lol

Paperclypse13 7

Friday 24 February 2012 8:57

Yea what is wrong with a "macho" guy listening to Celine Dion?

swimorsink 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 18:51

Marry me?

unkown7866 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:19

Only divorced moms and gay guys listen to celine dion

Khfan12 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 0:08

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that! You can like whatever you want, who cares what they think?

doglover100 28

Friday 16 November 2012 21:46

I don't find anything wrong with that. Music is music.

NellyFC35 19

Thursday 29 November 2012 2:52

That's ok your heart will go on!

FelicityWishes 32

Tuesday 5 February 2013 3:44

hot!

Paperclypse13 7

Saturday 2 March 2013 20:20

You're awesome! I love Celine Dion

KennyBen 14

Friday 14 June 2013 5:23

I don't see the problem you were listening to music you like, and other people heard it. So what it doesn't really matter who you are if you like a certain kind of music, you like that certain kind of music. End of story. Some people might lightly make jokes about it, but it doesn't matter.