Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section...

By misc - 08/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By acapelladisaster - 13/03/2015 00:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

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By marie - 28/03/2021 11:02

Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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feelslikeanoose 0

Friday 13 February 2009 11:16

Oh right because everything in high school completely MATTERS.

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:27

haha so what? you're in control, just be like "hell yeah i listen to celine dion, so what?". no matter what they say it doesn't matter

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serious_business 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:34

It's okay. You're a high school football team captain. As soon as you graduate, life's gonna go downhill anyway. It just happened a little earlier for you. Sorry bro.

erikmarkus 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 22:01

Threadjack!!!!

Owl1238 1

Wednesday 9 June 2010 17:07

agreed

ThatBrownChick 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 10:18

HAHAHAHAHA that's funny. :)

Popsiclese 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:57

YDI for listening to Celine dion

xiShawnx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 14:56

Lmfao Celine Dion is amazinggg!!(:

Loosechange 0

Friday 6 August 2010 10:06

This seems like bull crap not the part about Celine Dion but the part where you said you were the captain of the football team. I think it is just you do not have a life so you try to make people think you are cool on the internet by telling them you are cool and that you failed when really you are probably some weird kid that practically lives in the library that failed.