Miscellaneous: Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car...

By Noname - 08/02/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML

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You deserved it 3 879

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By Scarred - 04/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 3 614

Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 231

By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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You deserved it 3 449

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 632

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 693

You deserved it 6 251

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

Jon_fml 4

Sunday 8 February 2009 11:00

Hah, why only half-retarted?

grrbabyverygrr 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:14

You don't have to go all crazy on her; maybe the OP already reported this to the police, if she felt the need to. You don't have to beat her down to the ground, she's probably scarred already. & by the way, worst is incorrect. worse, would be appropriate, thankyouverymuch.

Comments

bloodclot 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:15

well that's what you get for goin' out there and advertising for it

fuzzywazzy012 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 3:48

Hey he was half-mental, give him a break.

MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:36

who said anything about being mental? it just said retarded so i assume he has a deformed arm

yoyoforpeace 14

Monday 5 November 2012 21:17

How can you be half-retarded?

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:25

This FML is pretty funny, but I can't stand the term "half retarded".

normal_shy_kid 14

Tuesday 23 September 2014 3:22

You sir # 48 are incredibly misinformed the term retarded has absolutely nothing to do with bodily dysfunction but is purely of the brain.

Paul Hendry 10

Wednesday 27 January 2021 12:59

what do you mean advertising for it? she was in her car - there is no 'advertisement' - wtf!

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 7:58

Hey... sorry to say this but you're a terrible person. You're worst than that guy who showed you his junk. Want to know why I just called you that? Well first off, think about the fact that this guy could be doing that to children? Even worst, what if you found out he raped and killed someone? You should def do the right thing and call the police even though it's probably hours ago. Keeping secret like this is a bad thing and you should report it asap.

grrbabyverygrr 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:14

gvc 1

Monday 28 November 2011 20:11

Wait. Worse than a potential murdering rapist because she was stopped at a red light after going to the store? Obviously she's done something terrible by running errands.

Aspireworks 12

Monday 23 December 2013 13:43

You seem like a wonderful person, Folk.

sammiaaron 16

Wednesday 6 January 2016 0:08

This comment disappoints me.

cdm9002 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:55

Sorry about that.

Jon_fml 4

Sunday 8 February 2009 11:00

Hah, why only half-retarted?

greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:24

good for the retard. everyone needs to jerk it, he just decided to do it while in a car. hell i'm jerkin it right now

erikalynnex 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 6:05

greenman plz stop commenting everything. k thx bye

bobateme 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 6:22

didn't need that image, old guy.

monkeybanana 7

Monday 9 May 2011 2:07

umm eww nobody needs to know that. especially since you have a picture of you and everybody can have that discusting image in their minds. so please stop being so discusting.

AllTiimeLow 1

Monday 25 July 2011 23:14

You ******* sicko.

MariahMurderr 7

Monday 16 April 2012 6:27

Okay you are like so old and nasty. No one, NO ONE needs to have that mental image. Kay bye.

Chickmechanic69 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:14

It's politically incorrect to use "retard" "gay", and hundrends of other words, the propblem is not a whole lot of people give a shit when you tell them so. If you're offended by his story then don't read it. End of story.

bobateme 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 6:30

politically incorrect? I'm sorry, but almost no one really cares. if you don't like it, go dig a hole and live in it. anyway, the word was not used to intentionally embarrass anyone specific. there's no way to tell who is being talked about. the point of FML is to have a laugh, not to troll about how someone is using words you don't like.