By Sorry, son! - 02/07/2018 07:24

Today, I accidentally walked in on my son giving head to his husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 800
You deserved it 2 080

G_15948832 tells us more.

G_15948832 2

Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back yet, so hence that situation occurred. My wife thought it was hilarious, though, and she got a great kick out of it. I panicked when I wrote this without much context, and it bothered me so yup I came back. Thats it everybody

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Top comments

bass_ftp 12

Initially I read 'my husband' and I was like 'wtf'.

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azouwa 26

Back out quietly. Give them half an hour. Knocking. It's a wonderful idea. Try it.

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Comments

chessu 21

Everybody saying 'should've knocked'. Well, firstly, most people knock in a way that they're already halfway through the door; secondly the follow up mentions that the son didn't even live there anymore and it was the middle of the day and there was no reason to expect anything unusual, I can completely imagine the dad walking up like 'hey son, could you...' and whoops a BJ. Even if the kid still live there and was underage or whatnot, still you wouldn't expect to full stop and knock in the middle of the day. Maybe lock the door or go to a bathroom if you need to deal with your business if you're in the house with someone else. Glad no one is hurt or embarrassed about it and you could have a good laugh after, OP!

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Lobby_Bee 17

He won't be hungry for dinner later. He already had some meat.

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DanaeZee 18

"I agree, your son sucks" ...literally

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thatslifeiguess7 16

We say a closed door is one we knock on

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lucasj23 11

so I'm assuming you didnt knock. sounds like you just barged in. ydi

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Davros 12

so apparently a lot of you are mad a guy didn't knock on his own door in his own house but have no problem with someone giving a BJ in someone else's house? Your nuckin futs!

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fabs1171 23

Heads up, OP - knock first. It’s probably no more traumatic than your son walking in on you and your wife bumping uglies

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RichardPencil 30

I’m guessing this wouldn’t be an FML if his son was on the receiving end.

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