Health: Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon...

By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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Good cause, bad knees

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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Small world after all

By Carlos - 31/07/2022 16:00

Today, I competed in my first half marathon since getting my new wheelchair. The mile marker I was meant to follow turned out to be the ex I cheated on. I eventually outpaced her, only to bump into the ex who cheated on me. I’ve gotta stop shitting where I eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By chubrubber - 04/09/2016 18:57 - United States - Bronx

Today, I participated in a walk for charity. Even though I was supposed to walk 5K, I stopped after 3K because the pain from my thighs rubbing together nearly sent me to tears. FML

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Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:25

That's absolutely horrible I'm so sorry :( tbh I don't think I could've finished it if that had happened to me. You must be very strong willed. Congrats and sorry again.

pufffreak 13

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:24

Damn that really sucks :(

Comments

kingalex29 1

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:25

Congrats on finishing the marathon despite what those stupid kids said. you must be so strong (:

knoxxx 22

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:59

I hope you come on here OP and get a chance to read all the supportive comments, because you're an incredibly strong person. You should feel so proud for finishing that marathon. I hope karma comes back to those kids big time.

thisisg 9

Thursday 6 March 2014 7:09

wow they are wrong. good for you you finished and that's all that matters. keep up the running! good luck : )

achimman9 3

Thursday 6 March 2014 7:28

Ignore them I may be thirteen but I can tell you that I would never do something so mean and so obnoxious to such a perfect person

Beckei 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 7:42

That sucks, kids are mean! Great job doing it though!! You should be proud of yourself :)

jdlanam87 9

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:01

Kids have no respect there parents should whop there asses for that. You keep up the good work. You finished. I'd have turned and knocked a few of em ouuut

Rippa1986 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:37

On the good news. CONGRATULATIONS on running the half marathon! Must have been flying if the little turds required bikes to keep up :) great work!

CurlyQute 17

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:40

People suck! Good for you to run a half marathon. I know I couldn't.

HopeQTPi 2

Thursday 6 March 2014 8:48

Some people's kids. Don't let those hateful monsters take away your personal victory. You are doing awesome.

mkcherry 14

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:33

I cant stand the majority of the rude little a**holes I come across in general society, where are their parents? Either way, they were on bikes while you were running 10+ miles, you were clearly doing more work. Remember a Lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep. Im surprised the people organizing the race didnt get rid of the hecklers.