By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
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rgri 11

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

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TwistedCherub1 15

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

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rgri 11

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

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184886837272837 32

Can someone please tell me what a sex swing is? I don't know yet but I think I want one...

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alshygirl 14

You could always google it

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CVTTRVN 19

What in the world is a sex swing??

isallwaysme 27

self explanatory. a swing to have sex on.

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Michael903 18

You'll have to Google it but it is just like the name implies.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's kind of amazing you've never heard of a sex swing. A ton of movies have them in 'em for comical purposes, not just the "movies" that'll show you how to use it..

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Cazz91 21

IMO, One of the best and fun inventions ever to spice up your intimate life with #3 (if you're into the swing that is).

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flashback_fml 14

I'm surprised you of all people don't know what it is

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SergeantSnuggles 12

I was wondering... the same thing. Ya learn something new everyday! Lmfao!

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ptoka 20

Being one of the first commenters means nothing if your comment is so drab. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to google an item before posting such a question, and if you can't do that imagine it in your head... Odds are your own image will be cleaner than the actual.

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CobraLazerFace 21

@31 Why not attach firework sprinklers to your head and run down the street yelling "LOOK AT ME"?

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rockne93 17

This is just terrible

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olpally 32

Please tell me you fired her. That's just wrong.

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

It was at the babysitter's house..

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TwistedCherub1 15

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

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randybryant799 20

why should she be fired? she didn't hurt the kid one bit.

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sunnyray812 42

That is beyond disgusting to let a child play on a sex swing. Highly inappropriate.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Her husband must love the baby sitter though!

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ottokat 15

not entirely sure what you're insinuating but im pretty sure it warrants a punch in the face

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ThatTennisKid14 13

OP, I have to recommend that you find a new babysitter...

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MrsDruidess 23

I recommend doing a little more digging into who you pick too! While I feel for you that your kid might remember this, I blame you OP for not knowing what kind of person is watching your son, and at least looking at the place you leave him at!

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

74 it very clearly says it's her daughter, not her son. Also, she's a child, she doesn't know the difference. To her it's just a swing.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

To the president of the United States, obviously.

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ottokat 15

Dear Mrs. Hslajrowkxnz, I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters. sincerely, Obama

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emilycb93 12

That's a whole new level of disturbing. Report that girl, and start getting references for your new sitters.

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