By ROBERT - 08/08/2013 18:52 - United States - Cresskill

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML
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No no no! Alaska is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean next to Hawaii. It's on all the maps. Everyone knows that.

Poppy8127 15

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The song "no new friends" by Dj Khaled comes 2 mind after reading your story

Those are the damn idiots that always seem to succeed in life for no damn good reason

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Our hard earned tax dollars at work. Our schools are doing a great job -.-

Hoowee, they don't know much geography do they? Have they graduated from high school yet?

PhishloverA 14

Actually you should've just let them believe it. You also should've told them Florida's in China

cho_bee 9

Granted, they are idiots. Still I'd save them for the "don't take life too seriously" part of your live. There's still some mileage in them. So Alaska and Nebraska are in Canada? Run with it!

Gullible is written on the ceiling. I think your friends may be pulling your leg.