Love: Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant... - FML

By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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npk88 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

that really sucks...what a bitch.

30Degrees_Below0 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:31

That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.

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razz122 5

Friday 22 January 2010 17:21

why do people always think that their ex wants to get back with them. people like that tottally deserve it.

hetuwang 0

Friday 22 January 2010 17:32

this is sooooo ****** fake !! why would she want her current boyfriend to meet the ex why would the current one go along with the idea ??? "hey wanna meet my ex boyfriend for supper ?" stupid

XxRandomnessxX 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:20

She just want's you to be jealous. either she's not over you Or she's just being a bitch

VenomByte 1

Friday 22 January 2010 19:30

You should have told her new bf that you have some movies of her if he wants to buy them.

ohgosh_noooo 0

Friday 22 January 2010 19:56

why would she want you to meet her boyfriend?! what a bitch..

sjmilla 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:20

damn what a bitch. and how akward. In my opinion, I'd say that more than likely she still kinda does have feelings for you by tryin to make you jelous. Otherwise she would have told you she wanted you to meet her new bf before hand rather than finding out about it when you got to the restaraunt. fyl sorry guy

OBCD_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:38

she just wants u to b jealous

Meowinx 5

Monday 25 January 2010 12:15

Do her friend, and send her a pic! HAHAHA

michiel020 0

Monday 25 January 2010 15:04

damn! hope that doesn't happen to me!, ill just ignore every message from my ex to be sure iwont get hurt like that ^^

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:17

prob to make u feel bad. 

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