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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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Starved

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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WavRace 14

Monday 16 March 2015 18:51

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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WavRace 14

Monday 16 March 2015 18:51

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

Paco_el_Taco 17

Monday 16 March 2015 18:52

Yeah that's a big ******* no!

thecodecat 24

Monday 16 March 2015 18:52

That is harsh.

Georgia0p 17

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

She's trying to make you jealous

annarcheer 19

Monday 16 March 2015 20:15

I said the same thing haha

badluckalex 23

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

That's one of the few acceptable times to 360 drop kick both of them and then say LATA BITCH while walking away victoriously.

wildgenius 13

Monday 16 March 2015 19:39

What are the other acceptable times?

Gillett 23

Monday 16 March 2015 19:53

Shit, I wanna know too dude!

orneryvixen 15

Monday 16 March 2015 19:59

Wild Genius, I'm wondering the same thing.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 16 March 2015 20:23

When someone offers you food and they give you the empty packet or whatever. Just thinking about it...

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:23

Or start a conversation about annoying things women do and go over all of her faults. End with "call you up after a break up saying that they want to be friends just so they can introduce their new boyfriend."

ssshnmama5 11

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:31

Nice

sunnyskys 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:20

I think that this is the appropriate reply to a backstabbing bitch who want to start shit stomp the fire out pour gasoline and light you fire...burnt to crisp..so crispy it will flake off and never come back

Algorithm 24

Tuesday 17 March 2015 18:24

There's something wrong with you, 62.

kinky44 28

Monday 16 March 2015 18:55

Why did you answer the phone?

gobiteme2 34

Monday 16 March 2015 18:55

At the same time introducer her to the new girlfriend

stingray112 24

Monday 16 March 2015 18:58

Bring your gf with you

BBlah 26

Monday 16 March 2015 19:14

In my opinion that would just turn it into a childish game. If I were OP, I wouldn't give 2 ***** and just move on with my life instead of wasting anymore time on my ex

chocolatefrog28 29

Monday 16 March 2015 18:59

Unless she's legitimately trying to be vengeful, maybe she really is trying to be friendly here. Depending on how long you have been exes, immediately jumping to the conclusion that she's being horrible isn't fair.

Gillett 23

Monday 16 March 2015 19:55

God Dammit. Ya know, sometimes I hate the voice of reason!

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:31

It depends on how recent though. If she wanted to, it can end really badly.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:25

Then she should have done it before she had a new boyfriend or been tactful enough to leave him at home.

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