Love: Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant... - FML

By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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npk88 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:33

that really sucks...what a bitch.

30Degrees_Below0 0

Friday 22 January 2010 2:31

That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.

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giggles5458 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:37

just forget about her, she obviously doesn't deserve you(:

tman118 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:37

I've had that happen before ydi for having an ex

crono_619 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:39

forget her

kmgentil 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:41

you should have told something really imbarassing about her to her BF, her farts smell!!!!

Erindub 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:41

I didn't read many of the responses but my comment would be bring her mom with next time and do the same thing to her

vaceodude 4

Friday 22 January 2010 3:42

dude Grow a pair! quit wallowing in self pity and move on. Cut another one from the herd and restart your life. I can't believe you are as weak as your post implies.

corme_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:11

While I agree he shouldn't be friends with this ex.. and he should have got more info before meeting up with her, "cutting another one from the herd" is a joke and not always that simple... unless you're content settling with some fat ass or a bitch with issues.

Erindub 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:46

I would've told the new man that she loves it in the ass : )

kmgentil 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:57

erindub, hahahaha good one :)

strongbad1907 5

Friday 22 January 2010 4:41

Seriously who the hell meets up with their ex? Only desperate losers.

t0xicred 8

Friday 22 January 2010 4:42

why would you go?

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