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By kitkat3308 - 30/03/2015 05:06 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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Overly enthusiastic

By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

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Jealous weirdo

By Veronica - 22/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Palm

Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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FkMySugar 19

Monday 30 March 2015 15:21

Kill her with kindness. Bitches hate that plus then she will look like the bad guy :)

Clevelandians 17

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...

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Kobi159949 19

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

Ooooh I feel so sorry for you

Clevelandians 17

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...

Rocket___Candy 24

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

Dang OP, that's rough. Maybe you could talk to your supervisor and see about getting the two of you separated? Good luck!

elyx_fml 16

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

Thats bad luck...probably your co-workers also have already an opinion about you...

R2Y2 22

Monday 30 March 2015 15:41

4 has a point, maybe ex was talking shit about OP to her co-workers.

wolfstar126 25

Monday 30 March 2015 15:20

That sucks, sorry op

SeanLewis 17

Monday 30 March 2015 15:34

There's already a button you can press to tell OP that it sucks. Don't waste a good spot in the comments to tell her that it sucks.

Miss_Whipped 43

Monday 30 March 2015 17:16

The same could be said about your dissatisfaction with #5's choice to comment.

cadillacgal79 32

Monday 30 March 2015 19:31

Correct me if I'm wrong 23 but j believe it's called the down vote button.

SeanLewis 17

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:24

Tho just disliking the comment may not get the same message across. There are clueless people who mindlessly ask why they are being downvoted. If I hadn't replied, #5 may not have understood the reason for their downvotes.