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By holly10350 - 14/10/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML

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By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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karmaslave 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:29

She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!

KiwiExchange 16

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:20

it's girls like her that make guys want to say sexist jokes.

Comments

gatorgal94 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:09

I Do That to Freak Out My Mom :P

reeree1234 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:30

how did she get it into drive if she didn't know which one was the brake?

gypsyblue 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:33

She's learning to drive, dumbass. Obviously she doesn't already know her way around a car.

xxLauraSxx 4

Friday 15 October 2010 4:10

this doesn't make sense... if she let the car roll forward, she would have to take her foot off the brake, no?

hotchick90037 3

Friday 15 October 2010 4:30

haha wow she is dumb and she guessed wrong the brakes are on your left

xxLauraSxx 4

Friday 15 October 2010 18:22

....yes. that is the point of this FML.

Carolina_girl222 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:39

and you stil let her drive your car after that?

biskitbukit 7

Friday 15 October 2010 5:42

F*uck her, don't let her do anything.

Descend 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:46

I asked the same thing when I first started driving, there's nothing wrong with that and at least she now knows what is what and....................ur still alive so quit COMPLAINING