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By holly10350 - 14/10/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML

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By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Maggie - 10/12/2011 16:45 - Canada

Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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You deserved it 973

karmaslave 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:29

She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!

KiwiExchange 16

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:20

it's girls like her that make guys want to say sexist jokes.

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allenrotstein 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 14:07

26 is right... It was probably a joke. But most people don't get jokes between the lines.. Go figure!

untoward 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 14:22

didn't she have to press the brake before shifting the car to drive? hmmm

Astroman129 7

Thursday 14 October 2010 14:53

Ooh, 98 is right!! =O I'm calling fake.

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:15

This is something you really shouldve discussed before your friend started driving...

cowgrrrrl 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:22

At least she asked first!

guitar0501 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 16:38

HAHAHaaaaaa......wait, that's going to be me.

Mehness 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 16:48

26 - They wouldn't post it to FML is the friend said it was a joke.

digger21 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 17:37

Gotta learn sometime I guess. clearly you're ok though so who cares. Now if she took you on a high speed amateur hour drive through the city...

Tiee 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 18:03

that's something I would have said lol

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Thursday 14 October 2010 18:07

after she said that i would have let her drive my car again

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