By KittyNeko - 28/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I allowed my friend to talk me into going on a date. The guy's truck smelled like formaldehyde - I'm assuming from the snake that he apparently tried to turn into a necklace. FML
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DoomJeff91 2

At least it didn't smell like chloroform. Then, you'd be in big trouble.

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Ashora 0

Formaldehyde is a preservative. The OP likely meant that her date was using a dead snake preserved in formaldehyde as a necklace.

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elisabethecstasy 0

That is...awkward. Give him a chance. He could be a nice guy (:

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wwoww102 0

I'll be a nice guy all over your face chest and down your throught.

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token_blackguy 18

this is from texas, big surprise.

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redbluegreen 40

I'm always reminded of them. I like that song though. ^ ^

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makemesmile22 0

okay honestly whoever set you up with him has either really bad taste in guys or they were doing this to you as a joke because wow that's one f**ked up date

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SenGaeriel 3

It smells like formaldehyde in his truck because he has a human body preserved in the bench seat. Just kidding about that. But, seriously, YDI for dating someone who's into that crap. This is why I don't like Texas because there are some really weird people who do weird shit.

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abradant_spoon 0

um read what she said. she got set up on a date with the guy, she's not dating him. big difference.

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SenGaeriel 3

Not a big difference. She got set up on a date with him, thus she was dating him at the time.

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thinmint 0

WTF ever! there are ppl who do weird shit in every state! stop hating on Tejas!

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lifeisaplay 0

All I can say is..damn.

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braeleigh_king 0

if you're defending Texas atleast spell it correctly.

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blakken 3

Texas original name was Tejas =)

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Peroxide 3

I once told this guy at swimming training that something smelt funny underwater. Needless to say he actually tried to sniff underwater.

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fed_up_thespian 9

I'm pretty sure I've met this guy's evil Alabamian twin ;) Mine gave me x-rated gifts on the first (and only) date, demanded free refills on his beer at the restaurant, used racial epithets (which is bad enough, but at a table full of Caucasians is even more freaky, I mean how racist are you that white isn't white enough?!?!), tried to sneak rum into the movies (we were in our mid 20's and had just left a bar), and asked me to go frog-gigging with him as a second date... my advice is to treasure this, you will now be set up for an automatic win in any "omg i just had the worst date ever!!" conversation.

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frowzy 0

what's frog-gigging? what were the x-rated gifts? i want to know more

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Arancaytar 0

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_gigging "Your date might be a redneck if..."

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fed_up_thespian 9

yeah, its basically hunting frogs by standing in a lake and stabbing them with big forks. gross on a regular day, insane for a date. the x-rated gifts were a bag shaped like a black vinyl corset, shooter bottles of malibu mango rum, and a super-sized bottle of blueberry flavored lube. Granted, the lube is the only actual x-rated thing, but the message the gift sent as a whole was definitely messed up. My guy friend, who is like a brother to me and was there on a double date with us, almost knocked him over, but for once in my life a good comeback came out of my mouth at the right time, I looked at him and said "You do realize that you will not need any of these things with me EVER now, right?" The guy tried to play it off that he didn't know what "that stuff" was and that the girl working in Spencer's had told him it was a great first date gift... too bad he didn't realize that I knew her, and that she's shockingly uptight and can't even bring herself to say "lube" without whispering ;)

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