By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML
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ladylilly25 20

Well, at least drunken you doesn't burn down orphanages or anything... just, you know, chews gum.

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SexySlayer1248 18

Darwinism gives you the first one free

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senor_awesome 14

At least you aren't chewing on electrical cords any more OP. Step above, I suppose?

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99megster 15

I had no idea that it was even possible to suffocate from chewing too much gum O.o You learn something new every day

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Bostern 29

Am I the only one wondering what drinking less has to do with it?

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99megster 15

He (or she) didn't pass out because he was drunk, he passed out because he tried to chew a whole pack of gum and nearly suffocated himself while he was drunk.

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Bostern 29

Thanks, it makes way more sense now.

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AngrySailor 17

Buy a gallon of vodka, a shit ton of bazooka Joe and peruse "Origin of Species". I give you less than 50 pages. Problem solved for the rest of us.

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xtcolin 7

Was it Big League Chew? It was by far the best gum growing up as a kid.

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Enslaved 36

Damn! Big League Chew flashback! (: I didn't even like baseball when I was a child but loved collecting those damn baseball cards!(:

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MissMaddie69 5

Damn that extra gum and their silly slogans. "Eat. Drink. Chew"

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cmac86 23

so that's what it feels like to chew 5 gum.

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alitbaby 14

lol, yeah op... chew 5 gum not 5 million pieces xD

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buckdharma 37

Drinking doubles and Double Bubble spell trouble.

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qirde_15 5

you chewed the wrong gum

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