By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML
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ladylilly25 20

Well, at least drunken you doesn't burn down orphanages or anything... just, you know, chews gum.

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SexySlayer1248 18

Darwinism gives you the first one free

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KiddNYC1O 20

Was it one of those six feet roll gum? So good...

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cartedor 18

What? So were you chewing or drinking?

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senor_awesome 14

OP was drinking at first, which led to a drunken state where he decided that chewing an entire pack of gum was a good idea. Whilst chewing said gum, they then passed out from the previously mentioned alcoholic consumption. While passed out, I am assuming they were on their back, which caused gravity to move the gum into a prime suffocating position. He then woke up and managed to not die.

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outoftown 26

You're half way there. With the username Anonymous, you just have to add Alcoholics. Hope you can get help soon.

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galefrog 3

There are safer things to put in your mouth drunk ;)

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daemonsparta 16

like you said op...should drink less...ydi

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