By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML
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ladylilly25 20

Well, at least drunken you doesn't burn down orphanages or anything... just, you know, chews gum.

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SexySlayer1248 18

Darwinism gives you the first one free

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SnoochBoochie 14

I get the vibe you did this alone, if thats the case YDI.

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buddy51 23

The world gene pool needs you to try this again....

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Neongreenme 8

drink less or hang out with smarter friends? sounds like you were encouraged to do this stupid stunt.

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w0rk3rj4ck 14

well, I once took 600 mg of caffeine when partying drunk. I wasn't sure I wouldn't die in heart failure either...

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gameover18 17

the darwin awards. Because lets get his genes out of the gene pool.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

My father is in the book, (he's not dead but he almost was). I'm so proud /:

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vbmg152 18

Let me tell you from experience, you need help! There are lots of great rehabs that take insurance or some will give you a reduced rate if you're poor! One day, you'll sit down & wish you had all the money & time you wasted on booze! I'd be rich right now if I had all that money back & my family wouldn't be screwed up!

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