By gonavybeatarmy - 31/05/2012 05:28 - United States - San Diego

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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Doxy 22

I love how this FML sounds more annoyed than anything.

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twogingers1fire 7

When I was younger I was terrified of getting kidnapped so my friend and I made pepper spray, which was literally pepper and water mixed together in a windex bottle. I never even got to use that shit.

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loverainyday 0

Bull shit! If u almost did u would be in the news

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Tiny_Alyc 13

Just keep in mind - When there's a sign for free candy, it *does not* always mean free candy..

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Zenia88 10

Maybe you should just stop going outside..

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bethabear12 16

Yell 'fire' instead of 'rape'. Sadly, that's what gets more attention.

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newstart11 9

What that's crazy but I wanna know who are the d-bags who liked the u deserved it button...a$$holes

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CaliLoveFire 23

sadly, I can relate, though I don't exactly live in a nice neighborhood

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