By stubby - 20/01/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
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coolmike699 26

What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?

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donb23 23

Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.

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Akitakat 31

Just as much of a chance of them giving her a brain to replace the air between her ears!

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RichardPencil 30

You could start crashing brises, steal the discarded foreskins, and graft them on to your penis. You’re going to have to go to a lot. I hope you like chopper liver!

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Glowworm56 26

That sounds like a horror porno right there, "Frankenpenis."

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RichardPencil 30

Probably more comedy **** than horror ****. You’d have a man’s penis sheathed with the foreskins of a dozen babies. There would probably be a close up of the penis yelling, “Let me through!” and the babies crying, pooping, giggling, etc.

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CoyoteOldOne 17

They already made Frankenpenis. It starred John Bobbit, a guy who abused his wife until she got off his penis and went to jail over it. They were able to surgically reattach it, and he starred in a ****.

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CoyoteOldOne 17

Sorry. I meant to say she cut off his penis. If she'd merely gotten it off, probably nobody would have been upset.

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RichardPencil 30

Actually, Frankenpenis was recently in the news and actually caused a fine senator to lose his job!

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coolmike699 26

What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?

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ffc Squall 14

The level 9001 Derpenfang. It has a rare drop that reduces the user's intelligence. I think she must have done some serious grinding to get that stupid.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Someone get me a slice of baloney, a staple gun, some crazy glue, and some ice cream!

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Add an inch?! My god, does she really think they lob off an inch?

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Meghan Pappas 7

not to mention it doesn't take away any length that all!! the skin is taken away from around the head of the penis NOT the tip!! I may not like this word, but this bitch is retarded!!!

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James Thompson 8

Well.... you do have one option- ya know how when you’ve got a hard on, your Johnson points/curves up a bit? There’s a tendon at the top of the base of your dick attached to your pelvis. If you cut the tendon, you’ll gain a legit inch or two. Though, then when you get a hard on, your buddy will point straight down. You’ll see this most on male **** stars. So get to snipping, man!

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mindfreak117 4

Quite an interesting fact there. i wonder how it affects pleasure and other factors

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Mauskau 35

The fun part is seeing it point upwards on it's own though. Men, don't do this! :D

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donb23 23

Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.

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PenguinPal3017 19

And hopefully that will subtract an inch of the depth of her ******.

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Yudith 24

Be careful what you wish. With the wonders of today's surgery and medieval Middle-Eastern thinking, she can have her virginity sewn back.

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Rabite 28

This is really not the same at all.

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mt21mt 15

U shud totes make her a e/gf for that toxic behaviour.

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finian1108 19

no one understands what you just said

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TheMightyMrJ 6

Totes magotes, dude.

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