A heads up next time maybe?

By Bob - 07/04/2020 02:00

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Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, it’s on her. Showing up at not her place, going through not her house, not announcing her presence to anyone who may be around. She was snooping, announcing your presence in a home you don’t live in is the common thing to do when you’re visiting or checking up or whatever. But when snooping you’re quiet.

If you were under blankets, you should just become silent and then later deny it was you. Unless your mother-in-law is intimately familiar with your knob.

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If you were under blankets, you should just become silent and then later deny it was you. Unless your mother-in-law is intimately familiar with your knob.

Well, it’s on her. Showing up at not her place, going through not her house, not announcing her presence to anyone who may be around. She was snooping, announcing your presence in a home you don’t live in is the common thing to do when you’re visiting or checking up or whatever. But when snooping you’re quiet.

Your MIL generally just walk into your bedroom unannounced or was this a special occasion? Even if this is true she pretty much got what she deserved.

bloopaloop 27

I hope you only found out after she sucked it off

Well I bet she was pretty surprised

Hopefully, it didn’t get too big of a laugh. That’s never a good sign.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

sounds like granny learned the hard way to give adults some damn privacy 😂

As a reference to the title, his "head" was up...