when she asks "why do u have an f !!" say,"u took my computer away!"

i bet half of you are lying about the weed. im gonna turn twelve in march and even i can tell when you're lying

143- im 14 nd im a girll...lol if i was20sumthinmydadwould nt need to buy mee cigs. but rehardless my age, yur completely right...my parents are cool as hell

When you are finished writing that essay, make sure to send it to one of the grammer Nazis here. It will probably cost you though.

BS.... assume some responsibility.... why the **** are you on FML when you should be writing a paper? this is probably the reason u got ur computer taken away.... and obviously you have already been ******* up cuz you have an F... dont blame your mom! thats such a cop out and you know it!

185- most ppl who say they smoke pot are usually proud stoners. however if they seem overly proud nd they always talk about weed and nothing else, than they are prolly Sum 12 yr old tryin to look cool. i dnt relly think anyone here is lying..except that mattpopspills dude. i know a kid just like him. i garuntee you the case is that he honestly does smoke nd drink nd pop pills. except he advertises it too much bc he thinks its cool.

ur a total retard. Clearly ur on a computer if ur writing on fml. There are also libraries and computer labs in the school where u can write ur paper. Plus, if u tell ur mom u need to do homework on ur laptop or ur gonna fail english again, she'll let u use it, unless she is also retarded.

what about Iphones or Ipods

I have a hard time buying this.

wtf