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By atmac95 - 27/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By stupid - 24/09/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 1:09

Get off of FML and get writing!

LtHoward 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:04

Your own fault for having an F in the first place.

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masterblaster39 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:39

Win for mom. She already knew the computer wouldn't do you any good since you already embarrased yourself with an F!

mtc4ever 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:53

lol

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:16

Mad Max beyond thunderdome?

sweetcheeks22 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:47

lol

mtc4ever 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:49

tell her to print it off... she doesn't have to give the comp back but if she took it away it's still in her posession, tell her to print it off. how are you on fml? just wondering ...

Sekococo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:50

am in the same position excpt its 3 pages and a mtah course online

chandlerthedog 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:54

Your mom is a "special" person.

twilove29 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:01

explain to your "wonderful" mother why you need it. then slap yourself for having an F in the first place.

strawberry6826 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:01

tell her that!

AnarchySocialism 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:05

Don't let her take your pronz machine.

amo44475 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:05

ya maybe if you told her youd get your essay back. this is no fml seriously are you retarded?

someguylifesucks 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:05

use reverse phycology like "hey ma you cant do that my essay is in there if she doesnt care then just walk away and say okay then i guess you want me to fail english again"