Love: Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

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50 shades of seriousness

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 891

You deserved it 121

Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 474

You deserved it 6 039

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 323

You deserved it 7 422

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 053

You deserved it 2 876

By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 742

You deserved it 546

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 478

Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 681

You deserved it 7 217

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 222

You deserved it 555

By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 520

You deserved it 4 894

By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 845

You deserved it 6 953

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Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:52

He should've thought about that before he stuck his dick into you.

marmlr339 14

Monday 27 December 2010 22:51

FYL. make him pay child suppoty

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Acousticpixie14 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 22:06

Why is it okay for people to tell her to get an abortion, but it's not okay for people to say that an abortion would be wrong? Isn't that a bit one-sided?

Veritas143 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:09

Because they are giving the OP a valid fix to her problem, saying abortion is wrong is not helping the OP. So instead of saying abortion is "wrong" give her advice on other ways to go about the issue instead of arguing with the other people giving answers..

xX_JD_Xx_fml 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:27

too late for that ain't it

paytons_mom19 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 20:30

things like that happen a lot though

softballrocks14 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:51

wow what he is such a caring person!!!! NOT!

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:47

Well OP, I guess he didn't think being "stuck in your ******" was anything serious.

izzy101 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:54

YDI for being stupid enough to be with an asshole.

Mikay617 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:50

Don't have sex with a loser that doesn't want to be committed then you wouldn't have this problem.

DoNotEnter 5

Friday 7 October 2011 23:46

Sex is serious.

yessirre 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 9:36

Abortion

sexilyugly 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:46

YDI why are y'all even have sex or unprotected sex?

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Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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You deserved it 1 531

Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 560

You deserved it 351

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Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 950

You deserved it 7 584

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 135

Today, I was touring a house I’m interested in when one of the two realtors stepped out for a minute and never came back. My purse was stolen from my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 419

You deserved it 299

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 932

You deserved it 5 719

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 642

You deserved it 3 557

Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML

I agree, your life sucks 463

You deserved it 305