Kids: Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 20:00

Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:04

Well ain't that sweet?

thatnucca 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 4:08

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:04

Well ain't that sweet?

dabomsht123 3

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:21

Y'all must laughed like crazy.

Cali 54

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:40

The 2-year-old was worried about all that wispy hair and tried to help with a honey mask. So thoughtful!

Rock_Lobsterr 10

Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:42

RIP Huskers jersey.

loserman67 35

Wednesday 1 March 2017 21:37

Your baby looks like a sweetie !

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Wednesday 1 March 2017 23:59

wtf is "I agree, we'll spotted" suppose to mean haha

0neiros 14

Thursday 2 March 2017 3:12

This should be followed with - Today I got my ass beat for pouring honey on my sibling. FML

thatnucca 36

Thursday 2 March 2017 4:08

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

species4872 19

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:12

Honey, I got the kid.

embarrasseddaily 7

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:17

that seems like a sticky situation

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