By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 05:16 - United States

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Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML
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ellemk 0

IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet. Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

just show her the book she'll think it's sweet that u want to please get more

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X_o_X_ocutie 0

y'all know I meant please her

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ArielTheMermaid 17

then show her the book........

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B10ndi3 1

I wish my guy would read up on stuff like that.... Kudos and I jope it all works out!!

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JJAY2011 6

I don't think she would have assumed that without some other reasoning... But she might just have trust issuse

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squirrelss 1

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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