By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML
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ellemk 0

IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet. Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.

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Senken_ 0

show the goddamn book. show her where you found out how to do this. let it be done.

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Kuuga_Rider 0

Wow. you should definitely do what everyone is telling you to do and show her the book.

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swkisses5 0

what an unappreciative bitch!!! u shouldn't have to show her the book. she should trust that u wouldn't cheat on her...and when u do show her the book deny her that "good lovin" for a month lol she'll learn

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banacafalata 0

Far out! What a psycho! Show her the book and when you finally convince her, use her lack of trust in you to your advantage

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Aizsaule 0

Sounds like that book is great, could you mention its send me its name please?

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Wizard_and_glass 0

Show her the book.

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zebrapattern 6

um so show her the book?

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lotusflower007 0

he should of communicated to her his intentions BEFORE, so she would know whats going on. and no he was not accused of learning those things to cheat, but by the act of cheating, picking up a few new tricks from another partner.

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