By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 05:16 - United States

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Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML
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ellemk 0

IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet. Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.

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dloc1 0

you gotta save those tricks for your girlfriend

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ellemk 0

IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet. Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.

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marc_with_a_c 3

you have a stupid wife if she doesn't believe you.. did you show her the book, along the explaination? you seriously didn't pick the brightest one if she still doesn't believe all the proof.. get an affair, at least you'll get accused of something true ;p

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kukopia 0

Silly you, you thought 'insatiable' meant her sexuality. It's actually a womans insecurity. It knows no bounds. Just tell her to repay you by doing your kinkiest fantasy or she'll have to allow you to find someone who will.

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EbonyGoddess 0

Wow yall why u so mad??? This guy wus juxs trying to please his wife more!! I would be delighted if mii bf tried that!!!

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kukopia 0

# 18; If your bf is anything like you, he can't read a whole book.

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perdix 29

That's funny stuff, kukopia! Good one. The good news for her is that those kinds of books feature lots and lots of pictures, so if EbonyGoddess's man has her literacy skill, he'll be OK. The bad news is that he may use the book as a masturbational aid and leave her high and dry, so to speak.

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music_baby224 0

haaaaaahahaha. that's wonderful.

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macfarley 0

what i take away from this is that she thought he must have been cheating because they're clearly not having enough sex for him to get any good at it. sad panda =(

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HXCxSceneKidx 0

Just show her the book dumbass. Or **** with her and say ur bangin a 22 year old with big **** hahahah

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eyFuckmylife 0

she's also a bitch and insecure. I know how bad trust problems can be.

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waterynuggets 0

Damn. I wouldn't be surprised if she's one of those people that can't tell you what she what she wants.

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