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By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

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By so much pain... - 09/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML

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By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By notbeeatingmywife - 21/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend has some bruises from her karate class. We went shopping together and needless to say, I got quite a few dirty looks. FML

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Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:51

Let me guess: You started it.

SeriousRetail91 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:39

# 8: agreed. No self respecting Judo kid would beat the shit out of someone in broad daylight over a girl.

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wrestler17 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 21:08

To number nine as much as I would like to agree with that statement and like to think myself kids who do the sports that I do are more respectful and honorable than people within other sports sadly there are those people out there and sadly this is a likely scenario, I would like to input however the one who can actually kick ass is the one who generally does not start the fight and tries to avoid it

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:01

Hilarious. I bet he got the girl, right?

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:51

Arguing doesn't involve physical pain. I'm guessing you started it too.

squigglyshark 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:37

Play waterpolo, and you can beat the crap out of anyone you want.

gsx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:15

Cmon, man up and learn how to fight. Or call ur mommy hahaha

starstrukk18 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:47

hahahahahah!

RockingRyan12 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:06

ROFL sucks to be you!

silly_kate 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 14:23

dude, tough break! lol, next time, pick a fight with someone WEAKER than you!!

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:04

haha, aww... that sux... :-/ FYL.

tranman978 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 18:23

LOL. Im guessing youre the girl?

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